Postcards From Myself

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This year Halloween is going to be really scary. I can already imagine all the little John McCains and Sarah Palin’s coming to my door. They will be demanding that I give them the candy that is rightfully theirs. If I don’t I will be called un-American and not in the spirit of the holiday. They will also tell me that I shouldn’t give treats to anyone wearing a different or unusual costume because those people are undermining our way of life. It is all too frightening. I may just have to shut myself in and not answer the door!

I shudder at the thought.

It is Friday, I have a 3 day weekend ahead, and I am feeling lighthearted. (No, not light headed! Well, maybe a little.) Anyway, because of this I thought I should just give you some jokes. The first one is from my son, the second I heard somewhere on TV I think, and the third one is something people keep telling me because I find myself the owner of two BMWs for the moment.

So, without further delay, my attempts at humor…

Joke #1

Q: Why do squirrels live up in the trees?

A: They are trying to get away from the nuts on the ground. (Groan . . .)

Joke #2

Q: Why do chicken coups have 2 doors?
A: Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans! (Get it? Maybe you have to be a car guy…)

Joke #3

Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. (Hey, mine are old “classic” BMWs!)

So there you have it. Hey, I never said they were good jokes. But if you know better ones, please let us hear them. And, Happy Friday!!